Titles Of Books That Should Not Be Written
Titles Of Books That Should Not Be Written.
Most people have a book in the back of their head they feel the need to eventually write someday but never get around to. My idea is that if you think of books you should not write, it will assuage your guilt for procrastinating your artist good intentions.
The following are titles of books that I should not write:
“Back Hair: Proof the Supreme Being Has a Quirky Sense of Humor”
“Dog: Man’s Best Friend Or Best Friend Waiting For Someone Better To Come Along”
“The Tao of Colonel Sanders”
“Self Defense and Martial Arts With Fingernail Clippers”
“Why Cheese Is Man’s True Best Friend”
“The Dark Side of Kittens”
“The Impending Global Catastrophe Caused By Climate Consistency”
“A Case Against Eggplant”
“The Geopolitical Subtext of the Foghorn Leghorn Cartoons in the Post Reconstruction Era”
posted by Dan and Sharon @ 11:55 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Might I add . . .
"Things I wish I would have known, before I wrote this book."
"Four rights to déjà vu"
"What to do with infinite paper in a paperless world"
"How to make friends without breast augmentation"
Hey Dan, love the blog! Especially the book titles, great fun. I have a few:
"Herbert Hoover and the genius of tax increases in tough economic times"
"The bathing habits of 21st century France"
"Interstellar Conspiracy: Why Jimmy Hoffa was abducted by unionizing aliens and how it will affect future extraterrestrial visitations"
Brody and I enjoyed reading these book titles. I'm sure he could come up with many more unpolitically correct ones for you to add.
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